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Roman
Occupation Tax Bill
Payable immediately
Presented to: Jereboam
of Galilee
Sycamore Avenue, Jericho
FIRST & FINAL DEMAND
Period: 10th Sivan to 7th Ab
Occupation
Tax D07
(includes
Window Tax & Accent Tax)
One-off
Commissioning Fee D01
Extra-contractual
advance D02
Total: D11
Please make cheques payable
to Little
Zack’s Little Ta
Roman
Occupation Tax Bill
Payable forthwith
Presented to: Jereboam
of Galilee
Sycamore Avenue, Jericho
FIRST & FINAL DEMAND
period: 7th Ab to 7th Tishrai
Occupation
Tax D07
(includes
Hair Tax & Children Tax)
Appraisal
fee (non-refundable) D02
Additional
administration levy D01
Collection
Charge D02
Further
non-defined extras D03
Total: D17
Please make cheques payable to Little Zack’s Little Tax
Roman
Occupation Tax Bill
Payable upon presentation
Presented to: Jereboam
of Galilee
Sycamore Avenue, Jericho
FIRST &
FINAL DEMAND
Period: 4th Tishrai to 4th Kislev
Occupation
Tax D07
(incl Donkey Tax & Wealth Tax)
Managerial
expenses D02
Add’l
Miscellaneous Outgoings D02
Sundries,
overheads D01
Transparent
considerations D01
Total: D21
Please make cheques payable
to Little
Zack’s Little Tax
Roman
Occupation Tax Bill
Payable now
Presented to: Jereboam
of Galilee
Sycamore Avenue, Jericho
FIRST &
FINAL DEMAND
Period: 24th Tishrai to 17th Kislev
Occupation
Tax (inc Tree Tax,
Knick-Knacks Tax & Clothing Tax) D07
Non-refundable
admin overheads D02
Collection
operating costs D02
Sundries,
contribution, donation D02
Post-calculation
adjustment D04
Additional
surcharge D05
Total: D27
Please make cheques payable
to Little
Zack’s Little Tax
FOR ONE DAY ONLY
––––
SPECIAL APPEARANCE ––––
in
association with
Iscariotters Independent Traders
Trans-Judea Enterprises plc &
Jericho Chamber of Commerce
Jesus of
Nazareth
worker of wonders
• preacher
• teacher •
healer & rabbi
Soap Box Venue
sycamore-fig avenue
jericho
approx 3pm
FREE! OH YES, FREE!
Bring
your friends & family
(dying relatives by appointment only)
Little Zack’s Little Tax
*** Delivery Note***
Consignment
of 1 (one) package,
comprising
cash in the sum of D 280, being
4
x times the cream I have skimmed (stolen)
when
collecting the Occupation Tax
over
the past year, including made-up taxes
and
iniquitous deliberate errors of addition.
I
freely give this to you, as a witness to how
I have changed since encountering
the preacher/teacher.
In
addition, I also enclose a voucher
to
be exchanged for the goods of your choice at
Honest Zach’s Wagon Back-Flap
Give Away
JCISBMULESRASS
purveyors of fine equine beasts of all types
to the gentlefolk of Judea since the days of
Samson
Receipt
Received this 14th day of Nissan
from Jereboam of Galilee
Downpayment of D4
and First Instalment
of D3
making a total D7
as part of a Hire Purchase agreement to buy a donkey
(name of Stubnazzar)
certified to be in good health,
sound in wind and limb, in its right mind and
approved by the Jockey Club of Israel, Samaria & Babylon
------- Temple,
Jerusalem -------
---- Temple Tax Receipt ----
Received
with Thanks from
Jereboam of
Galilee
The sum of D
1113 (30 Pieces of Silver)
in
payment of Temple Tax
clearing
the account, which was in serious arrears.
We thank you for your custom and
invite you
to sacrifice again when you are financially
ready
or have further sins to confess
Chlöe
Coincounter
pp Caiaphas, Chief Priest pp Lydia, his accountant
ISCARIOTTERS
INDEPENDENT TRADERS, plc
Receipt:
30 pieces of silver
from
Chief Priests’ Malfeasance, Indiscretions,
Bribes,
Backhanders & Bungs (Emoluments) Fund
for
services rendered, enough said, cough cough, know what I mean?
Manassah
& Sons
ESTATE AGENTS
Sales, rental or management of fine homes,
custom-built dwellings,
budget housing, undeveloped plots, fields and other
properties
To:
official conveyance of Title Deeds
of the
plot of land known as Potters’ Field
Purchase
of Property: 28 pieces of Silver
Conveyancing
Fees: 2 pieces of Silver
Total:
30 Pieces of Silver
Paid in
full by Mr J Iscariot
We will deny any and all contractual obligations
or managerial responsibility.
No part of this receipt should be construed to infer
any legal rights or valuation of the said property; neither shall any party
named herein be held responsible for any action arising in future dispute thereunto;
and yea, let this be henceforth declared for all time unto the fourth
generation, on pain of death or thy tongue cleaving to the roof of thy mouth.
Investments can go down as well as up
DIY @ H
Andy Manns
Supplers
of Building Material’s
two the
Trade + the Public
27th Nissan
5 cubits best hemp
@ D1
per cubit subtotal: D5
small wooden crate D1
Moredecai’s Scroll of Knots
Vol 1 D3
Total: D9
Cash tendered D10
Change D1
You’re sales asistant today was Julie
Thankyou for you custom
… hear ye PUBLIC DECLARATION hear ye …
We give notice that on 15th of this month at 6pm approx.
Public Announcement shall be decreed thus by Town Crier:
the plot of land previously known as
POTTER’S FIELD
shall henceforth until further notice be known as
AKELDAMA or FIELD OF BLOOD
Documentary evidence: Zacchaeus and the death of Judas
What information
can we glean from these scraps of paper?
Why, do you
suppose, did the tax collector return all he had stolen
four times over, and
give away some of his property? Compare Numbers 5:5-7
Where did the money
end up? Why was the field’s name altered?
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